I thought Pizza Hut’s newest Hot Dog pizza couldn’t possibly be real, but – oh, yes – it is very real

No wonder we are dying. Pizza Hut calls its new Hot Dog Bites Pizza, “the perfect combination for American taste buds.” How can this be real?? I dunno, but it is. Even the name makes me queasy.  Pizza Hut says it’s a large one-topping pizza “featuring 28 premium hot dog bites baked into the crust … served with a side of French’s mustard for $11.99.” Yep, the pizza “features” hot dogs. Not handcrafted mozzarella. Not fresh tomato sauce. Not locally grown basil. Nope. Hot dogs.

It’ll be available beginning Thursday, June 18. But only “while supplies last.”